Yo, losers, it’s Brent Rambo, and I’ve got $BRENT, the coin you wish you thought of first—but you didn’t, because you’re not me. While you’re busy trying to figure out how to install Netscape, I’m out here stacking $BRENT like it’s infinite lives in Contra. Yo momma so fat, she tried to download $BRENT and crashed her AOL. Not me; I’m running this on my 28.8 modem like the legend I am. So go back in your basement and play pogs with yourself, loser. You’ll never be as cool as me. You’re still rewinding VHS tapes and i’m spinning laser discs like a G.